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The_District_Dad

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  1. Welcome to the TMP Family !! 😄

  2. ?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ??

     

    @-Fallcon @bert1912 @Cebula27 @Cornedrue @Dawid105 @Zmile

     

    Have a great day guys! ?

  3. So... I went outside to get in my car to go to get my mrs some take out food, and there was another car, exact same color, exact same make and model.. And you guessed.. I tried to get in to their car first not realizing... ?

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      Record, Report, Banned from driving x7 days ?

  4. A pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought,

    "I'm too old for this nonsense !"

     

    So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

     

    The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,

    "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."

     

    The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :-

    "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!

     

    The Cop left saying,

    " Have a good day, Sir "... ??

  5. Just curious, but I've just finished watching Rambo: Last Blood.. Anyone suggest the next movie to watch?

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