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  1. Just crashed with a Trailer full of honey near Oslo. You could say it was pretty sweet :troll:

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    2. Glanshon

      Glanshon

      No problem @MJ720:)

       

      And lmao @stilldre1976

    3. Aestrial

      Aestrial

      You and your puns Glanshon. 

       

      Dear ohh dear......

    4. lxl Semper lxl

      lxl Semper lxl

      hmmm.... I bet it was a beeeeeeetiful scene lmao:troll:

  2. Anyone else tuning in to WrestleMania 33 tonight? #BigKid

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    2. lxl Semper lxl

      lxl Semper lxl

      hmm might tune in :P wife loves wwe :P 

    3. Glanshon

      Glanshon

      I only like watching the PPVs because they go all out :P

    4. lxl Semper lxl

      lxl Semper lxl

      Lol I'm being honest once upon a time I couldn't stop watching and I loved the rock and randy ortan lol they was ace but being honest and not dissing the entertainment cause they do actually do well but as the years went on its been more of a mouthing show than actual wrestling and to me has become more fake than ever if they went back doing what they did in early 90's they would have an even bigger fan base... but that's my opinion :P you heard of the bushwackers and ultimate warrior, Hogan, jake the snake Rodgers, rakishi, scotty to hotty, grand master sexy, road dog, x pac crew (Generation x) blah blah blah...

  3. If I had a dollar for every time someone used the search function on the forums, I'd be broke xD

  4. The only person that's going to get you banned is yourself. Make sure you understand and obey the rules put in place for your safety and the safety of others <3

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    2. Sticky

      Sticky

      Definitely true! :ph34r:

    3. stilldre1976

      stilldre1976

      Is wasn't me..it was my brothers cats dog :troll:

  5. Anyone want a free steam game? No idea what it is. First come first serve: N9WDM-GQTLN-WCPX5

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    2. Glanshon

      Glanshon

      Sorry you didn't get it this time dude :(

    3. Kehox

      Kehox

      bah it ok ^^ , i was mayby late :P

    4. Guest

      Guest

      what is good man long time since we last talked. how are things going with you. 

  6. I used to be a trucker like you...

     

     

     

     

    Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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    2. El1teZombiezHD

      El1teZombiezHD

      OMFG... **** You, this was all over my WoW Trade Chat back in the day

    3. Glanshon

      Glanshon

      Skyrim is possibly still the best Single Player Action / Adventure game. The Witcher 3 comes pretty close though.

    4. Forraz

      Forraz

      "No lollygagging" ;) 

  7. 5 weeks remaining until my second child arrives! I'll be a father of 2... Now I'm getting old!

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    2. Glanshon

      Glanshon

      Thank you :D

    3. Djinsomnia

      Djinsomnia

      Congratz dude - 1's bad enough lol i should know, I have one haha 

    4. Glanshon

      Glanshon

      Cheers :P First one's 3 in a few months. I'm hoping that'll make it easier lmao.

  8. Just a fun little rhyme I made up:

     

    There once was a truck in Calais, 

    Who was blocking the road AFK,

    He got reported,

    His Truck was teleported,

    And now he's been banned for 3 days.

  9. Bought an Xbox One because why not. Only bought Gta V for it for now as I still mainly game on my PC. Gamertag: Glanshon

     

    Feel free to add.

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    2. Fezz

      Fezz

      What made you get an Xbox One instead of a PS4? :P

    3. Glanshon

      Glanshon

      I know more people on Xbox One than PS4. However, I do want to complete my collection before the next mext-gen consoles so will no doubt buy a ps4 between now and Xmas.

      Next-gen*

    4. lxl Semper lxl

      lxl Semper lxl

      @Glanshon add lxl Semper lxl and yes it has spaces inbetween semper and the lxl's lol

      also my ps4 handle is lprokillerl but haven't got as much for that as my xbox :P 

  10. Big welcome to all of the new forum members! I hope you find this place as useful and insightful as most of us do! <3

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    2. LDMax-FR-CH

      LDMax-FR-CH

      ho yes thx welcome on ETS2MP !)

    3. KhaosHammer
    4. Gergo*HUN*

      Gergo*HUN*

      yes ofc man :D Its very useful :D

  11. I sold my Vacuum Cleaner the other day.

     

     

     

     

    All it was doing was collecting dust.

     

    p.s. Thanks @shoval029 & @windstrik4r for the follow <3

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    2. Glanshon

      Glanshon

      Thanks :D

       

      I figured it may help some people who are having a tough day ;)

    3. Strik3r.
    4. Shovali

      Shovali

      no problem :) 

  12. Brace yourself.

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    2. SgtBreadStick
    3. stilldre1976

      stilldre1976

      Brace yourself for the waves of salty tears incoming!!! :lol:

    4. SgtBreadStick

      SgtBreadStick

      Brace Yourselves Because I Am Gonna Be Driving Soon!!! XD I'm not a bad driver :troll: Jks i am a good driver... I think :P

  13. What do you do when you see a sink at your door?

     

     

     

     

    You let that sink in!

     

    lmao

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    2. stilldre1976

      stilldre1976

      where have you found this box of xmas crackers from is what we all want to know lol :lol:

    3. Glanshon

      Glanshon

      I'll never give up my source of dad jokes ;)

    4. [VIVA] Savage Frog

      [VIVA] Savage Frog

      Haha seen that one on Facebook the other day :P

       

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  14. Hello TruckersMP Forums! It's been a while.

     

    How you doin'?

    1. heyhococo

      heyhococo

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    2. Mirko9

      Mirko9

      Hello,eating... xD

    3. SuliHD

      SuliHD

      Hey Glanshon, I'm good thanks you, how have you been since you were AFK? XD

  15. I have a new shiny avatar! :D

     

    Thank you @Katizuki <3

     

    Thanks also to @1nYX and @Truckerleo29 for following me <3

    1. Forraz

      Forraz

      Nice avatar :) And no problem!

    2. Synplex

      Synplex

      No need to thank moi <3

    3. Aestrial

      Aestrial

      Very nice indeed! :D

  16. If a man says something, and a woman isn't around to hear it, is he still wrong? :huh:

    1. MrHarv98

      MrHarv98

      Men's perspective no, woman's perspective yes.

    2. TrademarkGamer

      TrademarkGamer

      As I've learned through the past few weeks women are confusing :P 

    3. SgtBreadStick
  17. Good luck to everyone applying to join us on the Forum Mod team <3

  18. Just a reminder :P

     

    I'll be randomly tweeting $5 Steam Gift Cards between now and Christmas to celebrate the holiday season! Follow so you don't miss out! https://www.twitter.com/glanshon

    1. Mirko9

      Mirko9

      Okay im click heart and retweet is that good? 

    2. Matt #CarLadMatt
    3. SuliHD

      SuliHD

      Nice one buddy :D

  19. Hello resident Stalker!

     

    I wasn't being rude earlier, but I was getting many reports per second so I had to just deal with the issue and move on <3

     

    Hope the lack of convo didn't ruin your day as I know how much you love me :troll:

    1. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      Ahahahahah No probs! :'D

       

      I was just bored being stuck in that traffic jam for +/- 45min. D':

      Thanks for kicking the guys who were overtaking! <3

       

      I'll stalk you later, during the night, HUEHUEHUEH. :troll:

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    1. Aestrial

      Aestrial

      Haha, enjoy sir! ;)

    2. lxl Semper lxl
    3. krypto_one

      krypto_one

      its just a guy putting his fingers on a keyboard

  21. My God. Do you never sleep man? xD

    1. Shovali

      Shovali

      I see it too! all the time is  online

    2. Leo35

      Leo35

      nope he doesnt :D

    3. Mirko9

      Mirko9

      Last online 1 hour ago

  22. Find out this one weird trick a trucker has discovered to keep repair bills down! Mechanics are angry!!!

     

     

     

     

    Avoid heavily populated areas in narrow spaces. That is all, thank you for your time <3

     

    some of you will get this ;)

    1. Forraz

      Forraz

      What? Does repairing your truck cost money? Never noticed ;) 

    2. Titanic4

      Titanic4

      ^ Well, nothing is for free, even services...

    3. Forraz

      Forraz

      Haha I was just messing around @Titanic4 I know it costs money :) My recent Service bill was 64k € xD But my SP Company earns like 7million every week which is equal to a fast travel in MP :lol: 

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