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  1. Mike Dragon

    What I think when I'm on ETS2 or ATS and I hear someone honking for no actual reason:

     

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  2. Mike Dragon

    What if Donald Trump sounded like Fluttershy?

     

     

    I should go to bed. lol

    1. SprinterFS

      SprinterFS

      Nope.

  3. Mike Dragon

    What the fork, YouTube?!

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    Fix your bot, you flopping flurgenderger (I made up this word because the one I wanted to use is inappropriate for the forums)! The idiots removed two of my playlists that were full of supper funny videos. >:( And no, those videos were not inappropriate as the automated message suggests. 

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    2. SgtBreadStick

      SgtBreadStick

      Youtube was meant for creators to post their content and give people a laugh or to help them or some normal video that isn't rubbish. Now it's all rubbish and now it's the game of do anything you can to put ads and get money. Google ruined youtube, it'll never be the same and with adverts flooded all over the place it's irritating...

  4. Mike Dragon

    What the fork?

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    2. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      2 headed cows :o:wacko::wow::thisisfine:

    3. A Simple Cheeseburger

      A Simple Cheeseburger

      I didnt know ATS was in the same universe as fallout

  5. Mike Dragon

    What the frick!

     

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    2. Elysia ELF

      Elysia ELF

      Wft

    3. _Pingu_

      _Pingu_

       

    4. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      I agree with the guy at the end ;) What did he say? :huh::lol:

  6. Mike Dragon

    What the heck? Why the hay do I have 220ms+ on the US server, today?! My normal ping on that server is 180ms. And no, it's not my internet. My connection is good and my ping on the EU server today was the best it has ever been just a minute ago before I switched (250ms while my average for the EU server is 290ms). Get your junk together, US#1!

    1. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      I had higher the normal Ping on ETS2 EU2 earlier as well as more lag then usual, looks like the servers are having issues again :(

    2. Mike Dragon

      Mike Dragon

      Balls....

    3. Chileno Trucker

      Chileno Trucker

      it looks like that @DavidOC93 | Killua normally i get between 200-300ms on EU2 but today it went even to 500ms

  7. Mike Dragon

    What's chiller than a lovely rainy Sunday with your cats napping close by? Other than me having awoken just minutes ago and being barely awake, all is set for a lovely Chill Art Sunday, so join me!

     

    https://www.twitch.tv/mike_dragon/

     

  8. Mike Dragon

    What's the date? Oh, it's this date. Ok...

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    1. Subtle [HKG]

      Subtle [HKG]

      perfect time to sing this song

       

    2. Cyrusj

      Cyrusj

      ^^ Aha :P

  9. Mike Dragon

    What's this? An extra stream? Sure! Join me for some Phasmophobia with friends!

     

    https://www.twitch.tv/mike_dragon 

  10. Mike Dragon

    When a player breaks a rule and tries to run away. :troll: 

     

     

    I'm just joking, of course. :P

    1. -Gonzalez-

      -Gonzalez-

      lol

    2. KaitanFox

      KaitanFox

      Well thats pretty accurate tbh.

  11. Mike Dragon

    When I see someone broke a rule and is complaining they have been banned:

     

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    2. RadioactivePotato

      RadioactivePotato

      lol xD

    3. grizzbear

      grizzbear

      lol

    4. grizzbear

      grizzbear

      I REMEMBER YOUR NAME I SAW YOU LIKE A COUPLE MONTHS AGO IN EUROPORT @RadioactivePotato

  12. Mike Dragon

    When I spend over an hour posing ragdolls and props to build a scene and Gmod decides it's a good time to crash:

     

    1. tfmpillow

      tfmpillow

      :troll:

    2. MushroomLTU

      MushroomLTU

      Worst is when you make a lot of progress on map with Hammer and it doesn't auto save and crashes.

    3. -Gonzalez-

      -Gonzalez-

      :P

  13. Mike Dragon

    When I'm upset and I see a kitten:

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    1. A Simple Cheeseburger

      A Simple Cheeseburger

      Ice Kitten butter?

      ohhhh Nvm I get it

    2. Simulator Experiencer

      Simulator Experiencer

      :lol:

    3. [VIVΛ HH] KЯΛVΛTIΞ

      [VIVΛ HH] KЯΛVΛTIΞ

      great ice

       

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  14. Mike Dragon

    When it's 2:54 AM and you are so tired that you start finding even the most trivial of things weird.

     

     

    Welcome to the weekend!

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    2. JeKnYan

      JeKnYan

      Memes

    3. DJFrontier

      DJFrontier

      This keeps scaring me. o.O

    4. Mike Dragon

      Mike Dragon

      I thought I was the only one who does that sort of thing, @Noxii. O.o

  15. Mike Dragon

    When someone blows you up on purpose in Rocket League but they fail to realize they just blew up someone who holds grudges and knows when to strike back. Multiple times:

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    2. Mike Dragon

      Mike Dragon

      You shouldn't be giving me such ideas. :troll: 

    3. A Simple Cheeseburger

      A Simple Cheeseburger

      Oh god, remind me not to ever piss you off in rocket league

      O_O lol

    4. Mike Dragon

      Mike Dragon

      XD

  16. Mike Dragon

    When someone complains about something so trivial such as you idling your car for 30 seconds in the morning to warm up the engine but they are bothered by the sound it makes and threatens to report you to the authorities but the authorities have zero authority to do anything about it. :troll: 

     

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    2. Mike Dragon

      Mike Dragon

      Yes, I watched about that not long before I posted this. Though to be honest, that was not the actual reason why I posted here but for reasons I cannot disclosure, I made a few changes. :P

       

       

       

    3. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      ^^^ now that is brilliant :lol:

    4. A Simple Cheeseburger

      A Simple Cheeseburger

      yeah... I'll stick to my silent Prius thankyou! :)

       

  17. Mike Dragon

    When someone has been breaking the rules in-game for a long while and you just sit there and watch while IGAs come in after you called for help and the guy gets banned right before your eyes.

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  18. Mike Dragon

    When someone I don't know adds me on Steam.

     

    1. Miles!

      Miles!

      I have a bit of a problem accepting everyone :( and I get like, 3-4 adds daily lmao 

       

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  19. Mike Dragon

    When someone I don't know adds me on Steam/Discord and/or asks me to add/accept them:

     

    1. Jacrispyxd

      Jacrispyxd

      ho r u is the real queetions

    2. [VIVΛ HH] KЯΛVΛTIΞ

      [VIVΛ HH] KЯΛVΛTIΞ

      probably someone u banned

    3. LCodGaming X

      LCodGaming X

      lol yeah

  20. Mike Dragon

    When someone in-game is violating the rules and you tell them to stop or else they'll get banned by your report but they won't listen or say they won't. But then they are. :troll:

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  21. Mike Dragon

    When someone insults you in-game and you tell them you are going to report and they will be banned but they don't believe and argue that what they said was not a offense/bad word but then your report is accepted and they get banned for two weeks.

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    2. Mike Dragon

      Mike Dragon

      You say it as if I posted a status for every single report.

    3. Spieker

      Spieker

      It's even funnier when they start saying "mimimi you have no right to record me" and so :D

       

    4. LordBenji

      LordBenji

      Hahaha the karma ;) I'm still waiting for one of my reports to be accepted, because of a son of a biscuit who thought I was at fault for not letting him in during his poor attempt to overtake me with an oncoming truck O.O

  22. Mike Dragon

    When the friendship kicks in.

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    1. Guest

      Guest

      HAHAHAHAH YUS

    2. [VIVΛ HH] KЯΛVΛTIΞ

      [VIVΛ HH] KЯΛVΛTIΞ

      never knew u had friends

  23. Mike Dragon

    When the GPS tells me I have to go through "that" road (you know the one)...

     

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    2. KGT I Dr1337 I COO

      KGT I Dr1337 I COO

      xD

    3. DJFrontier

      DJFrontier

      hahahhah

  24. Mike Dragon

    When you are climbing a steep hill with a manual, it is very important that you know how to handle that clutch and accelerator properly. If you stall and can't get those two right you may be in some serious trouble. Like this person who stalled a 1.0 liters VW Gol:

     

     

     

    Been busy all day and had very little to no time to do anything for myself. Gonna head to bed now and hopefully I can get some support tickets sorted out, tomorrow. :) Good night, everyone!

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    2. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      OMG :o:o:unsure: There is one good reason why auto is waaaaay better :P

    3. Pereira-153

      Pereira-153

      Esse vídeo e foda.

  25. Mike Dragon

    When you are driving peacefully while not logged in and someone says in the chat they'll ram you but have no idea who they are messing with.

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    2. DJFrontier

      DJFrontier

      Do you remember that day then. The two cars. lol :D

    3. Mike Dragon

      Mike Dragon

      Yeah, lol. Good reference. :truestory:

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