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A Simple Cheeseburger

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A Simple Cheeseburger last won the day on August 11 2017

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About A Simple Cheeseburger

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    6t Yacht
  • Birthday March 23

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  • Location
    Your local Mcdonalds
  • Interests
    Pretending I'm a dolphin and thanking people for all the fish ;)
  • Preferred Trucks
  • American Garage Location
    California: San Francisco
  • EU Garage Location
    United Kingdom: London
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  1. Is there no way to remove your birthdate from TMP?

    Asking for a friend.

    1. ScaniaFan89


      Yea you click edit profile & set it to Not Telling

  2. When your Irish friends talk about three doored cars...

    1. LordBenji


      Is that a joke about a typo? xD

  3. Since it's only 10 days to Halloween.
    I think it's time we did the mash!


  4. I'm kicking myself for not trying Promite all these years! I've only been to two cities so far, being London and Dover but I am 100% sold already. i'm so glad TMP supports this now! 

    1. Reaper


      Some of the roads are just an absolute joy to drive down in Promods, such a great decision by TMP

  5. Imagine if, before humans the planet was inhabited by robots and androids, some of them were experimenting with creating 'life' out of biological matter. Then one day, that biological matter became sentient and overthrew the robot civilization and started mankind. Now thousands of years later, the robots are on the verge of taking back what was rightfully theirs...

    It's something to think about


    1. xenophobia


      This got me thinking.

  6. AAAAAH!!! I FOUND IT!!!!



    The tape with that song!! :D



    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. Mike Dragon

      Mike Dragon

      I'm afraid not. All there is on the back is a list of the songs (which is also present on the front, as you can see). No mention of any specific artist, band or even the company who recorded the compilation or distributor.

    3. A Simple Cheeseburger

      A Simple Cheeseburger

      Darn, The elusive tale of the cassette cover continues!

    4. Mike Dragon
  7. I haven't slept i16 hours, the real ops event is at 2 AM, and I've got no coffee. I'll be fiiiiiiine…

  8. So, I found out the hard way that its not a good idea to drive tired.
    At least I had my caring friends to make sure I was ok and not make fun of me via an old ad campaign.

    The original ad is here:


    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. LordBenji


      I know there was times I was driving while tired, but not to the point I'd snooze. It reminds me of what happened to me a few days ago. I was driving on the highway, and someone was in the middle lane. I went to overtake the guy during a very light turn, but he just kept going straight and going into my lane, and I blasted my horn while I was nearly hugging the median barrier. Not sure if the other driver was distracted or sleepy, but he scared the crap out of me.

    3. A Simple Cheeseburger

      A Simple Cheeseburger

      I guess he was tired of turning.

    4. ItzJChan


      true aussie bloke here xd actually gave me a good laugh


  9. yo no idea if you remember me from a while ago but I was watching this cs source video and pretty sure its you on the chat at 2:02 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56RQp8lq_sU

    1. A Simple Cheeseburger

      A Simple Cheeseburger

      Yeah that's me. That was an old JB server I used to play on every day, I guess you could say I was addicted to it lol. Long story short it shut down late 2015 and about a year later I found TMP. I had no idea this video existed until about a year ago when a friend of mine showed it to me and asked if it was me. A lot of fun memories from that place, I still miss it to this day. :(


  10. @Mike Dragon Which car is you?8gMZVur.png

    1. Mike Dragon

      Mike Dragon

      The black and white one with police lights and name on the sides. You can't miss it!

  11. You know, they always say you should be careful when it comes to fake news, but I think this is the one exception xD


  12. An important PSA regarding overtaking and desync:

    So recently I've seen a couple of people banned for ramming trucks off the road when overtaking (moving over before they're clear). These people have said that on their screens they thought they were clear. Since I have witness this happen first hand, when a friend will overtake, ram me but claim they were clear I decided to run a little test.

    In an obscure part of the map far away from any players, two of my friends and I set up to try and capture what we  suspected was happening. I would be the test dummy truck, driving at a normal speed when someone (my friend) would overtake me. I instructed him to "move over when it looked clear on his screen" (we decided that given most overtakes that happen in crowded areas of TMP don't ensure a safe distance before re-joining the lane) we wanted to try and get an accurate representation of someone overtaking a truck. We commenced the test and just as we expected, even though it was clear on my friends screen to re-join the lane, in actual fact, on my screen it was not and I got rammed off the road.
    We recorded this test which you can watch here:

    it shows both our perspectives so you can get a clear picture of what we were trying to prove.


    Why did we do this?

    Im sure most of you out there are well aware of such an occurrence and I'm sure that you take appropriate precautions and overtake using the popular overtaking guide (provided below) infact its mentioned in that very guide to watch out for desync. This is more aimed at less regular players, or maybe new players to online trucking who are unaware about such desync issues. Hopefully if this is you, you can avoid such a wreck and possible a ban; which would otherwise be likely to happen.
    if you want more information on overtaking, please look at this guide:


    Please note

    that although this test was conducted in a public server, we took many precautions to ensure it was conducted in as safe a manor as possible.
    The test was performed at off peak times, in a remote corner of the map with a third friend 'spotting' using the tab list to inform us of any trucks in the area.

    1. LouiDashcam
    2. A Simple Cheeseburger

      A Simple Cheeseburger

      Please share this to anyone you might think would need it

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