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DerAmpelmann

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  1.  When YouTube upload bar trolls you... 0% -> 1% -> 0% :mellow:

  2. Oh my... How did:o I jump few hours ahead. Can I time travel? :blink:

    (tänään = today)

     

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    But what's even more bizarre...

    (huomenna = tomorrow)

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    That was when I made the report! 

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    2. DerAmpelmann

      DerAmpelmann

      ^ Damn it. I was just going to report it... <_<

      Thanks. 

    3. MrHarv98

      MrHarv98

      #BackToTheFuture  troll-face-meme-smiley-emoticon.gif

  3. Look what video devs put up xD

    https://truckersmp.com/

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    2. Cyrusj

      Cyrusj

      I'm so glad i watched that. XD

    3. Mike Dragon

      Mike Dragon

      Oh, I remember this. This page and video are quite old, actually!

    4. Killua  // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Oh it was the website not the forum being updated :rolleyes: for some  reason I thought it was the fourm being updated :rolleyes::wub:

  4. When you forget to fuel. I don't even know how many times now :mellow:

     

     

  5. @B4DB0Y12 uploaded a new video! It's Q&A. :)

     

    1. DerAmpelmann

      DerAmpelmann

      ^ That's why I'm sharing this and not him... <_<

    2. DerAmpelmann

      DerAmpelmann

      Exactly that ^

  6. Let's see if I change my opinion about feedback email. :)

  7. Congrats! Already busy moderating, right? :lol:

  8. Here's one vid from H64. Looks best in cinematic, cuz I recorded it using my main screen.

     

  9. Not gonna drive the last bits of haulage 64 so, thanks everyone. Had fun :lol:

    1. FirestarteR93
    2. FirestarteR93

      FirestarteR93

      ^ & ty for not wrecking my trailer <3

    3. DerAmpelmann
  10. Someone glitches in front of TruckBro. TruckBro tries to overtake him.

    TruckBro floors it to get past as fast as possible. He fails...

    Glitching person hits TruckBro and he flies until he lands in the middle of the road, on a concrete fence which divides the lanes from each other on the highway.

     

    TruckBro: "Seriously?"

     

    TruckBro presses F7 to find out that his truck has over 80% damage. Tired and spiritless he decides to hit enter key and finish up the action by pressing "Kyllä" as he has the game in Finnish.

    At service he makes his call...

    He quits the game. Not a rage quit, he is too tired to do it furiously. Then he comes over to forums and write this story which is trying to be a play at the same time. If he keeps writing this, he finds himself in an endless loop narrating his own life... 

    So I'll cut this off here. Good night, good morning, good day or good whatever the time might be in the corner of the world you who read this this far might be.

     

    #haulage64

     

    © LikeYouWouldCareAnyways

     

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    2. DerAmpelmann

      DerAmpelmann

      and btw, see my member title. I'm that guy on mp roads, cuz I like to play the game as simulator, not to floor it.

    3. bryangullickson

      bryangullickson

      @TruckBro oh this last run i was trying to leave space in front of me cause the people in front of me were lagging plus we were going up and down super twisty and steep hills in the alps and i was trying not to smack into the DZG guy in front of me and i had a guy riding my rear bumper so when i could i finally pulled off and let people pass me cause i was so fed up with him honking and flashing his lights at me along with not seeming to be able to stop when i had to lay on the brakes so he kept smacking into me so i finally just said enough i find it much easier to be back with the tail or even occasionally behind them as i can then hold a semi constant speed and not slam on the brakes then the accelerator constantly

  11. I reported. Do you think this guy will go under ban hammer?

     

    1. Stuart  (GB)

      Stuart (GB)

      I reported some one yesterday and he ended up getting Perm Ban for having Car+Trailer

  12. First time I'm going to report someone for horn spamming <_<

    1. Killua  // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      I use my horn quite alot :unsure: but only in traffic or when someone is blocking or not moving or when someone pulls out infront of me - things like that :P

  13. yQQVIS8.png

    Little peek at my truck #haulage64

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    2. DerAmpelmann

      DerAmpelmann

      ^ Oh no, you found out! (don't tell the admins) :ph34r:

    3. Forerunner
    4. spider.r0ot2

      spider.r0ot2

      hahahahh, nice picture anyway :P

  14. Goodbye EU servers, goodbye TMP. I'll be banned from all TMP servers, because I often have a ping over 70ms. :(

    Reason isn't my location only. It's because I have to use 4G instead of fiber as no-one offers affordable fiber to my area. 

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    2. DerAmpelmann

      DerAmpelmann

      Just read that topic carefully (especially comments by iHammmy) and you know what I mean

    3. The Imaginative Lad

      The Imaginative Lad

      The current update has made people with high pings more noticeable with the rubber banding that has been happening. I'm sure this will be fixed in the future so that players with high pings or with fluctuating pings can play without rubber banding.

      Sometimes when I am downloading in the background while playing ets2mp my ping can peak at 300ms, as long as I stay back and players keep their distance from me then there is no problem.

    4. Mr Banned

      Mr Banned

      Good bye TruckBro 

  15. Wait... What did I just read? :huh:

    https://goo.gl/RMPvzb

    1. JeKnYan

      JeKnYan

      LOLWUT... seriously?
       

  16. Can you notice anything new on my profile? :D

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    2. RadioactivePotato

      RadioactivePotato

      ^^^ B)

      aaaand you play roblox ;)

    3. FirestarteR93

      FirestarteR93

      sooooo there's nothing interesting in it :ph34r:

    4. DerAmpelmann

      DerAmpelmann

      Starting from this day I can drive around MP telling other players to learn how to drive B)

  17. Morning all! I don't like coffee.

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    2. EcoEye

      EcoEye

      I love coffee! 

    3. EcoEye

      EcoEye

      And energy drinks, they both keep me fueled for the day. 

  18. I would run faster with a memory stick to transfer data to my computer...

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    1. DerAmpelmann

      DerAmpelmann

      I did expect someone to point that out, but didn't expect you to be the one :P

  19. Deep in to the ocean...

     

     

    Tropical house <3

  20. Norton, how stupid do you think I am?

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    2. JeKnYan

      JeKnYan

      xD. This is why you never use Norton, I used to use it but wasn't satisfied. Another friend also says that after he downloaded an update for it, it detected itself as a virus.

    3. DerAmpelmann

      DerAmpelmann

      ^ Now that's ridiculous :D 

    4. JeKnYan

      JeKnYan

      Ridiculous, but true xD

       

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