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  1. KhaosHammer

    Ohai,

     

    Are those black things on my Scania normal or are they a sort of a glitch?

     

    I don't remember to have seen them earlier today. Just noticed it now.

     

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    1. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      thats part of the Scania Streamline :P its normal ;) 

    2. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      Mmmh thought it was a texture bug or something like that.

       

      Thanks m8! (^.^)

  2. KhaosHammer

    Ladies and gentlemen, here's for you the best drivers of the week.

     

    15 secs : 5 crashes and 1 backflip. :troll:

     

     

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    2. NoTime4name

      NoTime4name

      Meanwhile some guy is casually chilling upside down on some pipes

    3. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      I don't even know how he ended up there in this bad position. :'D

    4. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Woah :o LOL XD :lol::lol:

  3. KhaosHammer

    When modding goes wrong :

     

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    RIP eyes

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    2. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      Ahahahah sounds like a plan! But I wouldn't try to drive with only the navigator/GPS while connected to TMP... For others security... and by ban history. :lol:

    3. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      At least this time I'll be the guy who get hammered instead of be the one who strikes others! :'D

    4. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Woah :o XD :lol:

  4. KhaosHammer

    Achievement unlocked :

     

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    A PM, a CM, an IGA and a TFM DJ. :lol:

     

    10/10 :'D

    1. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      :o:o

  5. KhaosHammer

    When people have never seen an Admin Police car :

     

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    Poor @KacaKTV, he won't be able to move without his teleport. :D

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    2. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      @KacaKTV Aaaaaaaaaaaaah now I understand why there were so many people around you! :'D

       

      I didn't read the chat as I was driving from Duisburg to Rotterdam. Just took the screenshot while waiting in the traffic jam. :lol:

    3. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Admins = Police and Celebrities of MP :lol:

  6. KhaosHammer

    I hate when this happens... D':

     

     

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    2. Meneertje Pierlala

      Meneertje Pierlala

      Next time, be AFK after you have choosen a job.

    3. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      The thing is that I was AFK at all. :D

       

      I stopped to check PMs on Discord then I went to choose a job and was kicked while doing it. My "AFK" time was around 45secs ahah.

    4. LDMax-FR-CH

      LDMax-FR-CH

      no!! really?

  7. KhaosHammer

    When I arrived +/-1 hour ago on the C-D road from Rotterdam I was wondering "wtf, 60 people here and not a single problem with traffic, are people finally clean drivers?!"

    Then I flew a few meters away with the free cam and saw this :

     

    Poor trolls, they coudn't do their "job". :troll:

     

    Good job IGAs ! :D

     

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    1. Zuna

      Zuna

      erykmoz duty off. Chill :D 

    2. tompa

      tompa

      how can you spectate?

    3. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      With the dev console and by using the "0" key IG. ;)

       

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  8. KhaosHammer

    How to join the C-D road from the Brussel <-> Rotterdam motorway with style.

     

    7/10, he could have at least landed on his wheels... :troll:

     

     

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    2. xBestBBx

      xBestBBx

      That could totally be me :troll:

    3. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      LOL XD :lol:

    4. Alex [ITA]

      Alex [ITA]

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      NOICE

  9. KhaosHammer

    That job was way too hard for me.

     

    Even the C-D road without any damage at peak times is easier. :troll:

     

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    2. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      The game only counts Km, not distances like 200m, 300m etc... But I think that it was a 150m job. :P

    3. DEID12

      DEID12

      I use miles.

    4. SvenCRO

      SvenCRO

      lol

  10. KhaosHammer

    How to drive a Skoda, Lesson 1 :

     

     

     

    Barriers 1 - 0 Bad driver :troll:

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    2. SvenCRO

      SvenCRO

      I still watch my answer is not beneath your comments XD

    3. SvenCRO

      SvenCRO

      I think it would not have a problem when it passed the video on you tube then you could put something without you kidding

    4. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      LOL XD :lol:

  11. KhaosHammer

    Someone in a pink truck full of flashing beacons told me "m8 ur truck is ugly af pls sell it".

     

    Meh... D':

     

    Maybe he doesn't like jets... Or mountains.

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    2. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Would be great but I doubt it due to people having to buy the DLC

    3. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      Nah the thing is that the devs include DLCs stuff to TMP, but people who don't own those DLCs couldn't be able to use them, but see them on others trucks. :D

    4. xBestBBx

      xBestBBx

      Dank truck you got there :troll: 

  12. KhaosHammer

    I'm sorry @Killua (DavidOC93) but I had to post it. :D

     

    Your reaction time is... pretty nice! :troll:

     

    #RIPKillua

     

     

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    2. Mirko9

      Mirko9

      Really good reaction :D

    3. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      Huehuehueh I know! :troll:

       

      Still a nice crash ahahah, I was still laughing when I arrived at Duisburg. :'D

    4. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      LOL XD :lol: Was a good crash :P 

  13. KhaosHammer

    Mmmmh... Turkish language is weird! :D

     

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    Or it's just Google being drunk, I don't know. :troll:

     

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    1. heyhococo

      heyhococo

      I think it was a failed attempt at an insult :P

       

      PM the admin that banned them and their ban can be extended for insulting :)

    2. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      Nah he has already been banned for three months and YouTube comments don't bother me.:P

       

      Plus we can't prove that it was the guy or just a friend of him etc... :D

       

      I just laughed at Google and their translation. x')

  14. KhaosHammer

    If an IGA could come near Duisburg, it would be nice. ;) (On EU#2)

     

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    2. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Woah :o

  15. KhaosHammer

    I know that's old but it still working everytime I try. :'D

     

    When you don't know what to do and stuck in a traffic jam while waiting for the train, just type this :

     

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    10/10 :P

     

    Now I'm off to bed. Good night truckers and stay safe on the road! :D

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  16. KhaosHammer

    Those little satisfying things.

     

    Telling a Ghost Driver to turn on his lights because it's 20:30, report him and seeing his dot on the GPS getting vaporized by @Aragon0450.

     

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    Now I can go sleep. :'D

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    2. SvenCRO

      SvenCRO

      Good night
       

    3. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      Good night mate! :D

    4. SvenCRO

      SvenCRO

      I do not sleep anyway nights constantly'm here to give you all the support and assistance :)

  17. KhaosHammer

    Ayyy finally back after a week without my PC.

     

    Sup lads, did I missed something here on TMP? :D

    1. Mirko9

      Mirko9

      Maybe valentines convoy?

    2. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      There was a valentines convoy? Meh I couldn't be there, girlfriend > Internet. x'D

  18. KhaosHammer

    Rest In Pepperonis EU#2 :

     

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    2. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      Ahah sorry but I was in charge of (mainly) the Battlefield and Medal of Honor franchises)  but also helped with NFS, Mirror's Edge and The Sims.

       

      Told the CMs that FIFA and Madden weren't my cup of tea and didn't knew those games very well to give any "good" help to people. :P

       

      Sorry for delay, had to go to bed earlier because of work. :D

  19. KhaosHammer

    Well I guess it's time to turn off Family Sharing for my brother.

     

    A few days ago he trolled me before leaving his SP session, which made me connect to TruckersMP in this "weird" position (on the C-D road of course...) : 

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    So now he found another place to drop my truck after his session. D:

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    If you can't see it, here you go, ontop of the crane : 6340f17964.png

     

    Why do I have a troller as a brother. Fortunately he's not playing MP, he would already have 6 bans ahah. :D

    1. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      Damn it why we can't edit status. -_-

       

      Sorry for the last pic being on the right, missed the Enter key. :mellow:

    2. stilldre1976

      stilldre1976

      Lol fair dos to him on the crane ideal :troll: :lol:

    3. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      woah :o good idea to turn of family sharing ;)

  20. KhaosHammer

    Well, I disconnected yesterday at Rotterdam, and now when I logged in. I was there :

     

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    Thnx to my brother who plays sometimes on SP with my game. D':

     

    #NiceTrollBroThnx

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  21. KhaosHammer

    Tip of the day:

     

    When someone calls you (phone), do not hurry and don't stop your vehicle anywhere to do your quick AFK. You might regret it when back.

     

    Earlier today's fail:

     

     

    Lesson learned. D':

     

    Off to bed. Good night truckers!

    1. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      gg :lol: thats happened me before ;) Good Night :)

    2. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      Ahah, that felling of the fail... "Shit I made a big mistake..." :lol:

  22. KhaosHammer

    Stopped 1min for a phone call on the C-D.

     

    Now I'm stuck and I can't get out.

     

    #Karma #RIP

     

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    2. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Nice :)

    3. elevatorman

      elevatorman

      how did you get stuck?

    4. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      I don't know, the wheels were stuck in the grass, couldn't move. :'D

  23. KhaosHammer

    That name.... mmmmh

     

    Report or not report for name change? x)

     

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    2. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      I was right, I though that it would annoy Admins to receive a report for that, more important stuff to deal with! :D

       

      Or instead of report, I can just spam PMs to El1teZombie huehuehue. :'D

    3. Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Killua // Ireland ^_^

      Whats actually wrong with it tho? :huh:

    4. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      On Battlefield I've seen so many guys having Origin names meaning motherf***** hidden behind "similar" names. I've banned so many of them (against EA ToS) :D

  24. KhaosHammer

    When you are bored waiting for the train on the C-D road :

     

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    2. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      @maksim74000 Suisse. ;)

    3. LDMax-FR-CH

      LDMax-FR-CH

      Ah ok sympa ajoute moi sur steam stv j'aime tous le monde si sympa lol:))

       

      Trans-Tarot [FR] ŁĐMax

      ;)

  25. KhaosHammer

    10/10 @El1teZombiezHD  :D

     

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    1. Mirko9

      Mirko9

      XD

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