If you could have custom bumper stickers what would they be and why?

[A Simple Cheeseburger]

Im not really sure where to post this because its not really a suggestion, just a question.

Anyway,if you could create custom bumber stickers to put on your truck what would they say. (No swearing or insulting).

Mine would have to say:  If I lag you'll be the first to know, SO BACK OFF

Im sick of the people that tailgate you, then when you have a tiny lag spike they crash out. they then of course get mad at you but if they kept a safe following distance THAT WOULD NOT BE A PROBLEM!

So please tell me what your bumper sticker would say.

[caff!!!]

stops at red lights

[LouiDashcam]

Mine would say YOU'RE ON CAMERA as the front plate, Don't Drive Stupid as a rear plate

[Guest]

"I brake for optical illusions"

[Zebulink{aus}]

Vehicle frequently stopping

[BDoSCT_Foxx]

"My horn is usually horny"

[A Simple Cheeseburger]

4 minutes ago, AntiVenom200 said:

"My horn is usually horny"

Wow, just wow

[LouiDashcam]

29 minutes ago, AntiVenom200 said:

"My horn is usually horny"

Amazing!

[FernandoCR [ESP]]

There's a classic one for rear bumpers IRL: "If you can read this, then you're too close"

[Guest]

^

 

[Guest]

Hey there,

 

my customised bumper sticker would be either something like NO Airbags - We die like real men or anything like Watch OUT for the IDIOT BEHIND me!

 

Nice topic btw, I like it Great suggestions so far ^^

[pete_agreatguy]

I don't agree with your 

3 hours ago, Anriandor said:

Watch OUT for the IDIOT BEHIND me!

It's a bit harsh and assuming a lot.

 

Mine would be "Live long and Prosper!" for obvious reasons  and "If you can read this, then stop tailgating me" 

[Guest]

^ Yea, it probably is. But for the jokes why not.

I mean, in the US it could be even possible. But here? nah..

[Kieran Cutforth]

I would have something like:

 

• On my way to work, please kill me
• Toot if you have never seen a gun fired at a car
• If you can read this. I've lost my trailer
• Cutforth Gaming on YouTube

[pete_agreatguy]

2 minutes ago, Cutforth Gaming said:

I would have something like:

• On my way to work, please kill me
• If you can read this. I've lost my trailer

Love these two, they remind me of my signature xD

[A Simple Cheeseburger]

9 hours ago, Anriandor said:

Hey there,

 

my customised bumper sticker would be either something like NO Airbags - We die like real men or anything like Watch OUT for the IDIOT BEHIND me!

 

Nice topic btw, I like it Great suggestions so far ^^

I dont really think thet they're too harsh, cause if you're close enough to read them then you're too close to drive safely.

[LouiDashcam]

These are some really great suggestions!

[Hampe2356]

Mine would say Hello......

[[ST] [SWE] MTBiker02]

Because of that I am following the speed limits... =)

 

"Driving slow is the new fast"

[TheCreepyTruckr]

My bumper sticker would be "If you're smaller than me, you're wrong."

[th3Imgurian]

Mine would say: 

"If you can read this I'm not impressed. Most people can read."

[tattytate]

If this cab's rocking don't bother knocking 

[KillBones]

Mine will say: I know I'm driving slow! Stop flashing your lights!

[Mirrland]

For all the tailgaters on the Calais - Duisburg road.

 

"The closer you get, the slower I drive "

[deejayhush]

I feel so sorry for not taking a screenshot, because I know some admins ban for the driver's nameplates:

 

(Left) THIS IS DRIVEN --------(RIGHT) BY A B**CH 

 

:-)))))))))))))))))))))

Wish I could have taken a screen of that driver for the fun of it, but they have better things to do! Unless it's EliteZombiez!