[VIVΛ HH] KЯΛVΛTIΞ

I was buying a bag of dog food in a supermarket yesterday and while waiting in the checkout queue a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. I replied ‘no’ and that it was for me because I restart a dog food diet. Although I should not, because recently I ended up in hospital. But I managed to lose over 3 stones before I woke up in intensive care with tubes in most of holes in my body and with needles in both arms. I told her that this is a perfect diet and I always have my pockets filled with kibbles of dog food and eat one or two when I feel hungry. This kind of food contains all essential nutrients, proteins, vitamins and minerals, and I'm going to use it again. I must say that now everyone in the queue were enchanted by my story. The woman was shocked and asked whether I ended up in hospital because I got poisoned with the dog food. I replied that it wasn’t the reason. I just sat on the street to lick my bollocks and a car hit me.

I understand you and we accept you the way you are <3