CrimsonDrift Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Who has the Cheesiest Trucking Joke? Did you hear Peterbilt, Kenworth and Freightliner are creating a truck together? The new truck will be called "PeterWorthShakin" Regards, Crimson Owner of Viper Gaming Community Interested in joining? Go to the following link to apply: http://www.vipergamingcommunity.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonDrift Posted October 8, 2015 Author Share Posted October 8, 2015 XD Regards, Crimson Owner of Viper Gaming Community Interested in joining? Go to the following link to apply: http://www.vipergamingcommunity.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirestarteR93 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 MIrrors and indicators Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHarv98 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirestarteR93 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 ^oh deer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CrimsonDrift Posted October 9, 2015 Author Share Posted October 9, 2015 Regards, Crimson Owner of Viper Gaming Community Interested in joining? Go to the following link to apply: http://www.vipergamingcommunity.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilldre1976 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 love seeing this out on the road lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Dragon Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Some of these are very funny, though I suppose you folks should keep it with text jokes, only. There already is a "official" thread for funny pictures: http://forum.ets2mp.com/index.php?/topic/7489-funny-pictures-thread/ Some people should really get a license before even thinking about buying Euro Truck Simulator 2 or American Truck Simulator. Drive safely, folks! < < < Don't bet on sinking ships because they'll turn your chips to trash! > > > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Wazawai Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Ok back on topic... My trucking jokes are so cheesy I ate them with nachos Signature removed by a wondering ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilldre1976 Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word as he paid the waitress and left.As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, "He ain't much of a man, is he?" "He's not much of a driver, either," the waitress replied. "He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Wazawai Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Sounds allot like this scene from Smokey and the bandit movie XD Signature removed by a wondering ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucker15 Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says ‘Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.’ The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.As if they’ve never spoken, the blonde says brightly, ‘Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!’ Shaking his head the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. At the next light the trucker hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says, ‘Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s winter in Canada and I’m driving the SALT TRUCK!!!!!!’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilldre1976 Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 pmsl ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROADY'O Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Why do some ETS2MP trucks have only one seat? So the player knows which side to get In. You asked for cheesy. This one is Gouda DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE SCANIA DRIVER CAUGHT HAULING DOPE? He had Kravaty and Ghost in the back!! Hey it's a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilldre1976 Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 ROFL ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROADY'O Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 The Trucker, CruiseN, and KravatyThe trucker would amuse himself by running over Kravaty. whenever he saw him walking down the side of the road, he would swerve to hit him, enjoying the satisfying “THUMP”, and then swerve back onto the road.One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw CruiseN hitchhiking. He thought he would do him a favor and pulled the truck over. He asked CruiseN, “Where are you going, man? “I’m going to the coffee house 5 miles down the road,” replied CruiseN. “No problem, man! I’ll give you a lift. Climb in the truck.”CruiseN happily climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly the truck driver saw Kravaty walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered CruiseN was in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing Kravaty.However even though he was certain he missed Kravaty, he still heard the same satisfying “THUD”.Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn’t see anything, he turned to CruiseN and said, Sorry, I almost hit him.”“I know”, replied CruiseN. “Lucky I got him with the door!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROADY'O Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Truckers vs. EnvironmentalistsTruckers are getting in trouble with the environmentalists for animal cruelty, because their Majestics don’t even go fast enough to kill the bug: it just breaks its little arms and legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Wazawai Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 wait wut xD I have a funny feeling we are loved and hated here XD Signature removed by a wondering ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROADY'O Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 I have a funny feeling we are loved and hated here XD :wub: :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirestarteR93 Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Recently someone made a status update about how much he loves his honda, so: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traysonnn.M Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 These Jokes Are Killing Me If you like me and what I had said, click the "Vote Up" Its a kind thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROADY'O Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_eYSuPKP3Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBcY3W5WgNUS Blonde copper pulls over a blonde trucker for overtaking at EP, copper asks the trucker for ID, trucker pulls out her compact by mistake and hands it to the copper. Copper opens the compact, takes a look and says, I see you're a fellow officer, ta, on your way then. Wat, Huh, XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayRay5 Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 inacvtive. locked and moved to archive "Just because others break rules, does not grant you the permission to break the rules as well" Please drive respectful on the servers. Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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