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  1. I was buying a bag of dog food in a supermarket yesterday and while waiting in the checkout queue a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. I replied ‘no’ and that it was for me because I restart a dog food diet. Although I should not, because recently I ended up in hospital. But I managed to lose over 3 stones before I woke up in intensive care with tubes in most of holes in my body and with needles in both arms. I told her that this is a perfect diet and I always have my pockets filled with kibbles of dog food and eat one or two when I feel hungry. This kind of food contains all essential nutrients, proteins, vitamins and minerals, and I'm going to use it again. I must say that now everyone in the queue were enchanted by my story. The woman was shocked and asked whether I ended up in hospital because I got poisoned with the dog food. I replied that it wasn’t the reason. I just sat in the street to lick my bollocks and I got hit by a car.

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      Forraz

      Well..I don't know if this is perfect for Reddit or 4chan. maybe both :lol: 

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