Glanshon

Just bought a boomerang from a ghost.

That'll come back to haunt me

In the process of setting up some Social Media stuffs

Links in my new Forum Signature for anyone interested <3

The Calais to Duisberg route is now open again. Thank you for your patience

FYI: 

I have a new shiny avatar!

Thank you @Katizuki <3

Thanks also to @1nYX and @Truckerleo29 for following me <3

There once was a truck from Calais,

Who decided to drive the wrong way,

It blocked then got stuck and trolled other trucks,

And now it's been banned for 4 days.

I i figured I'd try and be creative instead of continuing the "dad jokes". What do you guys think?

also, a belated thank you to @subtlegta for the follow :D

What do you do when you see a sink at your door?

You let that sink in!

lmao

Why didn't the Lifeguard save the hippie?

Because he was to far out man!

These jokes are killing me xD

Why do ghosts love elevators?

Because they lift their spirits.

Huehuehue

Currently rediscovering my love for artists like Frank Sinatra, Billie Holiday and Jim Reeves.

I forgot how much I love some of the older music <3

I cut my finger chopping Cheese.

But I think that I may have grater problems.

p.s. Thanks @DJ Dynamic & @Highway Ghost for the follow <3

Thanks for the follow

I sold my Vacuum Cleaner the other day.

All it was doing was collecting dust.

p.s. Thanks @shoval029 & @windstrik4r for the follow <3

Thank you for the follow

Today, a girl came up to me and said she recognised me from Vegetarian Club...

But I'm sure I've never met herbivore!

I'm sorry I didn't post a joke yesterday. I'll post another one later to make up for it

Does anyone need an Ark?

I Noah guy.

These daily jokes are really cracking me up xD

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

He won the "no-bell" prize!

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

It's something I could really see myself doing.

Coming Soon™

Hey Coops!

Just thought I'd stop by and let you know to keep up the good work!

Sorry I didn't say hi back. I was AFK I only noticed you said hi when I checked the chat logs xD

Hello boys! I'm baaaaack!

In other news. Broadband has finally been switched over. Time to get trucking

Want to get to know your fellow Drivers and let them know a little about you? Why not stop by the "Introduce Yourself" thread:

EZL

Happy Birthday m9