Single Status Update
Cop to Dispatch: I'm in a high speed pursuit of a pink barbie jeep.
Dispatch- Barbie jeep? You mean Like a full size jeep painted like barbie?
Cop- no a damn power wheels doing 80 on the interstate
Dispatch- say again
Cop- power wheels jeep doing 95 on interstate in pursuit
Dispatch- sir you may have had too many brownies at a pot party
Cop- Suspect is doing a wheelie at 100mph and losing me send a chopper for back up, i repeat send back up