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KhaosHammer

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  1. Some guys should go back to Need For Speed or Burnout Paradise instead of playing a Truck Sim. :D

     

    :mellow:

     

    (This is an unlisted video, made for reports evidences.)

     

  2. This is the difference between someone always looking at the road (me) and those who don't. (the guys who crashed)

     

    :D 

     

     

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    2. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      @[23]ThunderSky I built a PC made to run almost every game at max settings and with more than 60fps. So it helps a lot in ETS2 when I have to react very quickly like in this situation. Wouldn't have done the same with 10fps. :D:P

  3. When I see this :

     

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    I'm like :

     

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  4. When it's 2:00AM and you are tired and hurry to repair your truck after a long mission and finally go to bed...

     

    Lesson learned. -_-

     

     

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    2. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      @GARDENER I tried... and I failed ahah :D

    3. MajorKowallsky

      MajorKowallsky

      But actually you didn't have to turn that sharply.

    4. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      I know! :D But I was tired, like... I slept only 2 hours the previous night... D:

       

      TruckersMP kept me behind my computer instead of going to sleep! :P

       

      Plus my controller is broken, I have to "learn again" the game with the keyboard/mouse. D':

  5. Tip of the day : Don't be an idiot driver in traffic jams between Calais-Duisburg or it'll happen to you :

    (overtaking, driving through trucks with skodas, etc...)

     

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    :troll:

  6. For those who weren't playing on EU#3 1h-1h30 ago.

     

    This is what happened between Duisburg and Calais :

     

     

    I know that there are traffic jams almost everyday, but not as big as this one! :D:D

     

    Thanks to @marco6158 who has fixed it by removing all the trolls and blockers! :lol:

     

    1. The Flying Scotsman

      The Flying Scotsman

      nice vid it was like that on eu 3 yesterday fur ages a was stuck in it fur ages XD

    2. krypto_one

      krypto_one

      Man... I wish I was there..

    3. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      @InstantAvant Maybe you won't believe me (until I post a second Gfycat) but I came back to EU2 after that traffic jam.

       

      Duisburg -> Rotterdam. (on EU2, not 3 like the Gfycat)

      Stuck again in another huge 30min+ traffic jam. <_<

      The game must hate me today. :troll:

       

      @flying scotsman >< It's almost that case everyday on Calais - Duisburg ahahah. :'D

  7. 45min now that I'm stuck in a traffic jam between Duisburg and Calais, and people say that the crash is like 100km ahead of my position.

     

    RIP

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    2. marco6158

      marco6158

      With coming in now, I meant that I was going to ban those who were blocking. It's better now

    3. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      Yup an Admin came and started to kick everyone parked on the roadsides, those who weren't moving and those who were overtaking the whole traffic jam.

       

      ... And Skodas idiots ofc. :troll:

       

      But still... I spent more than 1 hour in that traffic jam lol

    4. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      Mmmh edit : I just saw on my recorded videos that it was you. :D

       

      Thank you for helping us! It slowly became boring to see all the guys that couldn't even wait like everyone else and overtaking like NFS players. <_<

       

      Thank you again, I made it to Calais without taking any damage! :P:lol:

  8. If you were driving on EU#2 around Rotterdam and Europoort and like me, you lost the connection, for the love of god stop your truck anywhere but not on the road. Way too many people on this road. (almost 3,3K on the server before the crash)

     

    Until you are a troll and you want to be connected in a middle of a traffic jam, crashing everyone else around you. <_<

     

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    1. Chileno Trucker

      Chileno Trucker

      you are still too close to the road, just saying

    2. Mirko9

      Mirko9

      0 people on eu2

    3. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      @Valroy_CL That was just for the screenshot, I moved 50m ahead and like 5m away from the road, in the snow waiting for the reconnect. I know that some guys can't drive "normally" there. :P

  9. Lmao YouTube bot please...

     

    Copyright Claim on a 40sec video of a TruckersMP Report... unlisted. :troll:

     

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    2. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      Ahah yep it is. :D

    3. bryangullickson

      bryangullickson

      lol you made me look at mine and i just had to laugh btw this video was over an hour long but again unlisted Fq6ig4a.png

    4. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      Holy shit ahahahah :lol:, I hope that you haven't got a Copyright Strike on your channel!

  10. When you see this right after returning to your truck from the main menu.

     

    :D

     

    That happens only in Rotterdam. :troll:

     

     

  11. Skoda drivers in TruckersMP are like this :

     

     

    1. Mirko9

      Mirko9

      Cant touch this

  12. When a guy is angry because your report/video of him broadcasting his turkish music on CB was accepted :

     

    Spoiler

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    :troll:

    1. Mirko9

      Mirko9

      Hahhahah lol.Today on CB was insulting.I rec him LOL. xD

  13. Let's play some TruckersMP!

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    Meh invalid version? wtf?

     

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    "why it doesnt work?!? we have no infos... I'll make a post because I can't find what's happening"

     

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    People in 2017 are like : 975951cbf7.png

     

  14. When you report a russian and don't know what to say... Just say that he tried to rush B. :D

     

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  15. Looks like that EU#2 authentication servers are back online. 

     

    Happy Trucking! :D

     

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  16. Well, the Death Road will make (hopefully with the video I provided) some victims.

     

    Get rid of bad people and keep the roads safe. A hard job! :D

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  17. When you check your reports and see that the one you made 1 hour ago was accepted.

     

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    Thanks @Julien78! :D

  18. This is why I love our dear Death Road between Calais and Duisburg. There's always something to see on the road. :D

     

    Just a random crash by a guy who, I think, don't know that his truck has... brakes. But at least he tried to fly.

     

     + Truckers.FM has chosen the right time to broadcast its ads. :'D 

     

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    2. thomaca

      thomaca

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      30/5000
       
      Yes, I also laughed!
      :D
    3. thomaca

      thomaca

      ops, small bug ^^

    4. Mirko9

      Mirko9

      But no ,he failed :D

  19. A sinking truck in the middle of the road with 30 truckers watching him. Just a normal day here in Rotterdam.

     

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  20. A classic night on the Death Road : 91aad3fac2.png

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    2. KhaosHammer

      KhaosHammer

      Well, looking at others players crash their trucks in various ways is always fun! :'D

    3. Jacrispyxd
    4. Killua  // Ireland ^_^
  21. Bye bye 2016, hello 2017!

     

    Happy new year, everyone! :P

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